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i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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