dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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