i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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