bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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