This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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