I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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