I molested 6 butterflies tonight
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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