who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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