I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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