Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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