I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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