____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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