Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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