the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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