Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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