Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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