so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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