chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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