I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I could have mohawked her pubes.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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