My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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