She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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