Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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