Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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