You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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