Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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