why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
So gin and wine won't be happening again
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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