if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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