you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Randomize
