Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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