Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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