remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Drake has all the answers
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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