when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Randomize
