How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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