dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
We had sex on a dog bed..
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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