idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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