Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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