Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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