Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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