So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
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I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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