Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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