Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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