There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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