Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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