careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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