I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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