There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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