Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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