You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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