just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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