I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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