just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
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I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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