we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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