And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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We need to get me chipped asap
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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