doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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